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Post by Utaku Kasumi on Oct 14, 2011 14:11:07 GMT -5
*pokes a horn with her finger and watches how it falls down* Ewww... fake! You fail! Be gone! *pouts*
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Post by sprinkles on Oct 14, 2011 23:12:24 GMT -5
What are the qualifications again? I'm sure once I die and come back again I can meet them all.
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Post by Utaku Kasumi on Oct 15, 2011 2:58:53 GMT -5
Oh... Must be at least as high as Kasumi (but higher is even better) Must be better at battling, kenjutsu, riding a horse, kyujutsu etc (which means... there must be at least one!) Must be obedient Must have Utaku ancestors (which means... he needs to be trained well by a woman ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ) Must have a good hand for horses - he will be grooming them ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Would be good if he was more glorious than Kasumi Would be good if he had more honor than Kasumi Those are some of qualifications of Kasumi's future wife.
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Agasha Shodai
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Post by Agasha Shodai on Oct 15, 2011 10:44:45 GMT -5
So for Sprinkles, we need:
leg bone extensions - (the surgery for that is gonna hurt) skill augmentations - *fires up a Matrix-style computer for a direct-to-brain download for Sprinkles* a double lobotomy - (that should make him nice and pliable) reweaving the tapestry of life - (to make sure he's got the right parentage)
The rest of it... Hmm...
;D
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Post by Kitsuki Yuushahime on Oct 15, 2011 10:57:00 GMT -5
So for Sprinkles, we need: leg bone extensions - (the surgery for that is gonna hurt) skill augmentations - *fires up a Matrix-style computer for a direct-to-brain download for Sprinkles* a double lobotomy - (that should make him nice and pliable) reweaving the tapestry of life - (to make sure he's got the right parentage) The rest of it... Hmm... ;D I think you are going to need to invent some need Solar Charms and Spells. At least essence 5. ... Wait. Wrong system. Not happening! XD
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Post by Utaku Kasumi on Oct 15, 2011 13:23:22 GMT -5
Alright... so call me if there is someone who match my criteria
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Post by sprinkles on Oct 16, 2011 10:09:17 GMT -5
Kasumi will forever remain a virgin. I however will be seeking the hand of Utaku Mai!
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Post by Utaku Kasumi on Oct 16, 2011 11:30:25 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sprinkles good luck with that And I am not sad because of "forever virgin" ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) She's a Battle MAIDEN afterall
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Utaku Mai
Unicorn Clan
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Post by Utaku Mai on Oct 17, 2011 12:48:32 GMT -5
ETA: I got a bug in my ear from sprinkles, so here I am.
Sparinkuru-san:
I was surprised that your letter and accompanying gift found its way to my keeping even in the midst of the siege and subsequent occupation of Toshi Ranbo. Truly you have a very dedicated courier, who could find me even in the chaos that inevitably results from battle. The "cookies" enclosed had, most unfortunately, become contaminated by the Shadowlands Taint and were no longer fit for consumption. Thanks to the quick thinking of certain shugenja of my acquaintance, they were purified and disposed of properly without any risk to my person or to any of my associates. Please rest assured that I attach no ill will to this gift. The paths between us present a great many dangers, and I know that no honorable samurai would deliberately send purposely tainted objects to one such as myself. Imagine that they were delivered safely and enjoyed for what they should have been, for that is how I dearly wish they could have arrived.
I attach in return a small token of my own. It is a trifle from my childhood, a pendant carved with the mon of my family. The quality of jade is particularly fine and I have often found comfort in having it close to me when facing certain dangers in my travels. It is my hope that as you wear it over your heart (as I have worn it over mine) that it may impart the full depth of my feelings toward you.
With the utmost sincerity,
Utaku Mai, taisa of the Unicorn armies, and leader of the Unicorn cavalry at Toshi Ranbo
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Post by sprinkles on Oct 17, 2011 15:02:10 GMT -5
Mai I love the gift! Please allow me to accompany you to Winter Court this year. Surely you are the most fair Battle Maiden of all and it would do me great honor if you would share a dance with me.
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Utaku Mai
Unicorn Clan
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Post by Utaku Mai on Oct 17, 2011 16:19:57 GMT -5
Sparinkuru, I'm afraid that my responsibilities make circumstances impossible for me to attend Winter Court until quite late. I am now as we speak preparing an incursion on the cursed armies making war against all that I hold dear, that I may hold off the influence of the taint in the lands of my crab neighbors. I do, however, hope to share in the hospitality of the witch hunters during my sojourn. Perhaps, the fortunes willing, you may subject yourself to their hospitality as well? Might I look forward to your presence in Shiro Kuni?
Sincerely,
Utaku Mai
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Post by sprinkles on Oct 17, 2011 16:25:41 GMT -5
I'm shocked my lady. Witch Hunters seem far to distasteful for one as pure as you to be around. I was recently visiting with Shodai and his Void Guard. They were most hospitable. I'm afraid I am attempting to rid the Empire of some taint myself and have not the time to meet with you at this time. But your sister Haruka has been a most gracious host to me perhaps we could meet in the scorpion lands sometime in the near future.
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Bayushi Senshi
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Post by Bayushi Senshi on Oct 17, 2011 21:16:25 GMT -5
oh please do, we'd love to kill-HAVE you.......
I think I got away with that....
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Post by Kakita Sojiro on Oct 18, 2011 0:39:52 GMT -5
Hell, why not? I've always had a weakness for redheads anyway. Kasumi, I've come to sweep you off your feet. While I may not be the most compliant thing ever, I am quite skilled with a katana, a decent rider, and most importantly... ...I'll let you do pretty much whatever the hell you want. Go be a unicorn battle maiden that kills things, or a unicorn party girl. You'll most likely find me enjoying both activities anyway. And as far as the not-very-compliant thing goes... just consider how much fun making up will be after an argument ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by The Blue Ronin on Oct 18, 2011 0:45:41 GMT -5
So you want somebody with higher Glory and Honour, but who will obey you?
If they've got higher GLory and Honour, shouldn't you be the one doing the obeying?
Frankly given the impossibility of "catching up" in this game, unless you stop clicking, I think Kasumi is destined to a life of chastity.
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