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Post by sprinkles on Oct 23, 2011 22:34:42 GMT -5
(Disclaimer 1: Some adult language may appear in this thread. Please use common sense and not read if you are easily offended.)
(Disclaimer 2: This is a fun thread and not to be take seriously at all.)
(This is a somewhat closed thread. Fell free to post and have fun but myself and Hiromitsu have to get approval of everything we post so please keep it civil even if we don't.)
Sprinkles walked into the throne room and pushed Homura out of the way.
"Hiromitsu I challenge you to a rap battle for the Throne and the Empire. Accept or be dissed!
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Kakita Sojiro
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Post by Kakita Sojiro on Oct 23, 2011 23:00:58 GMT -5
A set of torches in the background flare up and, revealed to all present, D.J. Sojiro sits at his turntables, ready to spin some wicked shit for all contestants! ;D
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Post by Akodo Tomatsu on Oct 23, 2011 23:28:27 GMT -5
OHHH SNAP!
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Post by Yasuki Chad on Oct 23, 2011 23:57:11 GMT -5
Yasuki Chad slouches up to the dais. He grabs a mic and throws down his kabuto, revealing a dark blue bandana and a necklace made of koku.
Que me dawg.....check it... uh huh.......
I'll try to make this easy
I'm the lord of the Yasuki
Bashing posers makes me happy
You think that you can beat me?
I'm a Crab, son, so don't you give me a reason
To go grab a tetsubo and go open season
on your head, with your greasy ass hair
scars on your arm, your blood getting away.
I'll make sure you don't enjoy your stay
I support the reigning Hantei
and I can't even see why
Kaneka's rabid dogs, those ravening Lions
put everyone in Toshi Ranbo in Irons
Kaneka as emperor, he's an illegitamete basterd
and didn't you know? An altogether retard.
"The wind of war? That's just what we need.
If we want the spider to go on a killing spree.
I'm the original OG, Lord of the Yasuki
The names Yasuki Chad maybe ya friggan heard ah me.
Sojiro ends his beat, Chad takes a step back and fades into the crowd, dancing with his "One Koku" fanclub.
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Post by sprinkles on Oct 24, 2011 0:46:12 GMT -5
"Lord of some Crabs? Am I supposed to be scared? Sit back down and keep scratching your dick hair. In case you hadn't heard this is between Hiromitsu and me. Not some 'not-a-kolat' Yasuki."
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Post by Bayushi Hiromitsu on Oct 24, 2011 9:21:22 GMT -5
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Post by Akodo Tomatsu on Oct 24, 2011 9:36:01 GMT -5
Shouts from behind Sprinkes, obviously part of his crew, "DAMN SON, HIROMITSU JUST SERVED YOU VIA PICTURES DAWG, you gonna take that?"
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Post by Bayushi Hisa on Oct 24, 2011 9:54:40 GMT -5
Hisa jumps on the side stage (away from the main event of the battle between Hiromitsu and Sprinkles) after Chad, resplendent in his white and gold attire ready to battle with his words. He nods his head for a few seconds to get the beat and then unloads.
A Crab? You insane?
You sportin' Crane!
I'll speak plain
Fo' yo' simple brain.
You flip-flop
Like a silly Wop.
You can't stop
Your verbal slop.
You can't rhyme
Wit' yo' fucked up time,
It's my
Turn to shine!
This fuckin' fool,
Reps Naseru?
He used a tool
From Jigoku
To build the pool
'n' make shit go boom!
Now he's doomed.
He'll find out soon
On the blood moon
That spells 'is doom!
Chad, the Gaijin,
I won't side wit' 'im
'Cuz I can swim!
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Post by yuuka on Oct 24, 2011 10:07:53 GMT -5
Wow, Hisa-san deserves 10 points  |
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Post by Bayushi Hisa on Oct 24, 2011 10:14:47 GMT -5
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Post by sprinkles on Oct 24, 2011 11:09:34 GMT -5
""I'll start this off. Check it. Check it.
I'm gonna bring the pain. Start my reign with a little Blood Rain straight into your vein like an infection. A Black Scroll plague infection to go with the genital warts you mom mentioned when I had her last night in Pleasure City. And what a pity. I mean it's not like she was tight. In fact it's the worse nookie I've had. Now get off my Throne and get me a damn cookie."
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Post by Bayushi Hiromitsu on Oct 24, 2011 13:09:25 GMT -5
Sprinkles, is that your name??
C'mon that's lame, go back where you came!
I know, it's hard,
send u back to the graveyard.
Ronin-Gaijin, Bastard
don't even make me start.
Yo think you're scary
With this taint of yours?
pal, things will get hairy
you just a flu and sores
You better be wary
Or you will bleed by the pores.
and about mom
let me tell you some
at least I have one
Sprinkles, Can you see my hand?
That's right, that's me, sending you back to shadowlands
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Post by Kakita Sojiro on Oct 24, 2011 13:37:56 GMT -5
In the middle of spinning beats, Sojiro gets on his mic.
"Damn Chad, are you gonna let some Scorpion accuse YOU of flip-flopping sides?"
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Post by Bayushi Hisa on Oct 24, 2011 13:41:12 GMT -5
(ooc - Not flip-flopping sides, but flip flopping clans. It is what the yasuki do best... besides crime.)
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Post by Bayushi Hisa on Oct 24, 2011 14:34:11 GMT -5
I just realized something. Hantei Hiromitsu the First is currently dueling with a lion and battle rapping with a spider over the throne... at the same time!! Rokugan's first Bladesinger! Is there nothing this kid can't do?!
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