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Jan 22, 2012 20:59:42 GMT -5
Post by Togashi Homsar on Jan 22, 2012 20:59:42 GMT -5
Q: How do you tell the difference between Crane men and women? A: There's no need. They're all a bunch of little girls.
Q: How many Crane does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three: one to change the bulb, one to write a poem about the old bulb and another to write a poem about the new bulb.
Q: What do you call a Crane that died defending their home? A: I have no idea, it's never happened yet.
Q: What do a Crane military alliance and Crane romance have in common? A: They are both brief, sordid and completely meaningless.
Q: What's the difference between a Crane and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the shortest book ever written? A: Crane War Heroes
Q: What is the first thing Crane children are taught in school? A: How to surrender.
Q: What's the most common Crane expression? A: I give up! A: Bingo.
A merchant is selling a Crane sword. It's never been drawn but it has been dropped once.
Q: What's the difference between a Scorpion castle and a Crane castle? A: You'd need an army to take the Scorpion one.
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Jan 22, 2012 22:43:39 GMT -5
Post by Asahina Yuuto on Jan 22, 2012 22:43:39 GMT -5
haters gonna hate while crane remain well above who will show us the love?
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Jan 22, 2012 23:28:11 GMT -5
Post by Togashi Homsar on Jan 22, 2012 23:28:11 GMT -5
Well... They do say that there is no love like self love...
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Jan 23, 2012 0:15:17 GMT -5
Post by Asahina Yuuto on Jan 23, 2012 0:15:17 GMT -5
This is true; a wise man once say, "They can say bad thing about you, but you must never say bad things about yourself."
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Jan 23, 2012 13:10:44 GMT -5
Post by Kakita Sojiro on Jan 23, 2012 13:10:44 GMT -5
Most of those were actually pretty damn funny
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Jan 23, 2012 15:09:30 GMT -5
Post by Tamori Manji on Jan 23, 2012 15:09:30 GMT -5
Homsar, you should really tell these at Winter Court. And maybe you should consider the post of diplomat in the Crane lands, I'm sure you would appreciate that more than anyone. Imagine spending most of your year in Kyuden Doji, you would have an inextinguishable source for jokes
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Jan 23, 2012 16:46:03 GMT -5
Post by Kakita Sojiro on Jan 23, 2012 16:46:03 GMT -5
I will argue though, that Sojiro has never once written a poem about a light bulb
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Jan 23, 2012 20:00:48 GMT -5
Post by Togashi Homsar on Jan 23, 2012 20:00:48 GMT -5
Nah, no need to bring this to Winter Court.
However, I do play the Laugh Shack every second Friday.
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Jan 23, 2012 20:30:23 GMT -5
Post by Tamori Manji on Jan 23, 2012 20:30:23 GMT -5
Nah, no need to bring this to Winter Court. Not even during the drunken brawl contests in the after hours? ;D
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Jan 23, 2012 21:59:27 GMT -5
Post by Asahina Yuuto on Jan 23, 2012 21:59:27 GMT -5
I will argue though, that Sojiro has never once written a poem about a light bulb Regal dim lost, left Through three hands a silver crown strides right, new heir shimmers You have much to learn.
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Jan 23, 2012 22:39:35 GMT -5
Post by Togashi Homsar on Jan 23, 2012 22:39:35 GMT -5
Nah, no need to bring this to Winter Court. Not even during the drunken brawl contests in the after hours? ;D The most athletic man in the Empire does not need to prove his worth in a drunken brawl.
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Jan 24, 2012 2:12:34 GMT -5
Post by Tamori Manji on Jan 24, 2012 2:12:34 GMT -5
One could argue that the purpose of such an event is not to prove the worthiness of a man, but the worthiness of the sake available Talking about the Winter Court, does anyone remember how long did the last one run?
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Jan 24, 2012 2:59:58 GMT -5
Post by Kakita Sojiro on Jan 24, 2012 2:59:58 GMT -5
Yuuto, you put me to shame sir And Manji, I agree that they obviously miss the TRUE purpose of the drunken brawl!
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Jan 24, 2012 11:27:02 GMT -5
Post by Shoju on Jan 24, 2012 11:27:02 GMT -5
Winter Court should run for 7 more days.
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